Yesterday, I was walking down my street and I found a llama. It was, for some reason, green. I went up to it to try to pat it, seeing as I've never seen a llama before and it was just so damn cute! Unfortunately, when I crept up on it, it got really scared and kicked me in the face. That's not even the worse part; when I was hit in the face, I fell backwards and fell down on a pile of it's poop. I ran home crying. When I thought my day couldn't get any worse, I tripped over a twig and grazed off my eyebrow. Now, I'm sitting at home trying to draw on an eyebrow with the eyeliner pencil I stole from my mum. It's really noticeable, but I don't think it will be as noticeable if I shaved the side off too. I think I might do that.
Oh, as I was walking to get the shaver for my eyebrows, I realised it's also time to shave my ass hair. It's been about a month since my last shave and it's getting quite forresty down there, if you know what I mean... Oh god, I should not have told you that. It reminds me of that time I accidentally told everyone that my trim my nipple hair. It was so embarrassing! Anyway, I gotta go. I need to shave my eyebrow, my ass and trim my nipple hair. Toodles!
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